*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*
(Source: tiger-lilies-and-tortellini)
you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.
“how can you be friends with them you’ve never even met them”
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
